"COMPLETE THE SURVEY ON THE BACK OF YOUR RECEIPT AND RECEIVE A 'FREE' BIG BUFORD!"
I immediately noticed that there were quotation marks around the word "FREE" and found them odd. So, when the woman - I didn't catch her name, so let's call her... Maeve - when Maeve came back to collect my money, I asked her for a reason. The conversation went something like this:
Stephen: "Why is 'FREE' in quotation marks?"
Maeve: "Excuse me?"
Stephen: "On your sign there. It says '"FREE" Big Buford.' Is it really free?"
Maeve: "Umm... I don't know what that means."
Stephen: "Then why is it in quotations?"
Maeve: "I don't know... I guess because our manager's an idiot!"
(At this point, 'Maeve' broke out into raucous laughter and turned to one of her co-workers.)
Maeve: "He asked why 'free' is in quotation marks on this sign..."
Stephen (through the window to the co-worker): "It says 'FREE' (air quotes) Big Buford..."
Maeve: "...and I told him it was because our manager was an idiot!"
(More raucous laughter.)
Maeve: "Of course, he's not here right now, so..."
Stephen: "Yeah, I gathered that from the fact that you were shouting our conversation across the kitchen..."
(More raucous laughter.)
Maybe it's not that funny, but it really amused me at the moment.
Stephen: "Why is 'FREE' in quotation marks?"
Maeve: "Excuse me?"
Stephen: "On your sign there. It says '"FREE" Big Buford.' Is it really free?"
Maeve: "Umm... I don't know what that means."
Stephen: "Then why is it in quotations?"
Maeve: "I don't know... I guess because our manager's an idiot!"
(At this point, 'Maeve' broke out into raucous laughter and turned to one of her co-workers.)
Maeve: "He asked why 'free' is in quotation marks on this sign..."
Stephen (through the window to the co-worker): "It says 'FREE' (air quotes) Big Buford..."
Maeve: "...and I told him it was because our manager was an idiot!"
(More raucous laughter.)
Maeve: "Of course, he's not here right now, so..."
Stephen: "Yeah, I gathered that from the fact that you were shouting our conversation across the kitchen..."
(More raucous laughter.)
Maybe it's not that funny, but it really amused me at the moment.

1 comment:
She probably doesn't know about the hidden camera!
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